KAAM@ -SU- TeRA????...a post about YOGESH'S KAAM!!!

“Chal yaar Priyank..ill leave..”Yogesh said
It was my third semester in k.j somaiya college of engineering. when we had just finished our 3.30pm lecture. I and yogesh were pretty good friends by then…the bakwaas gang was just beginning to form..

“Wait yaar ..itnaa jaldi jaake kya karega..”I said…

“arre yaar kaam hai”…

“kya kaam hai??”

“arre yaar bata nahi sakta”

“accha chod….see yaa tomorrow then..”

I let him go….

But a “dhulla??” shouted in my mind…”what the hell is kaam”

Its been 3 years now..
HE STILL LEAVES EVERY EVENING GIVING THE SAME SHIT" YAAR KAAM HAI"
i ..nor any of the bakwaas gang member knows what exactly this KAAM of his is…

It was curiosity first..
“what can it be…??”

It became frustration later…
“What the hell is it…??”

Its become a teaser now
“ yogesh you coming with us..or you have KAAM??”…lolzzzzz

All the bakwaas gang members are pretty aware of yogesh,s KAAAM crap…

We all have had our share of assumptions of what exactly his kaam could be..

We know three things for sure:

1) his Kaam takes place in the evening
Reasons:
a) he leaves early every evening .
b) his phone is unavailable all the 2 hrs from 6.30 to 8.30.
c) whenever you are lucky enough to get through he’ll say”yaar bahar hoon..ill talk to you later”


2) his Kaam pays him a lot
Reasons:
a) he pays all his college fees himself
b) he is never short of money
c) who can afford a girlfriend these days???

3) his Kaam is something either too embarrassing or too sophisticated
Reasons:
1)if it was not..he would have told us about it till now.
2)whenever he gets a call ( supposedly from a high authority) he moves away and converts his accent and says..”ya..yaa.ok..ya”
3) he said he hasn’t told ANYONE not even to THE “ONE” WHO HE IS SUPPOSED TO TELL EVERYTHING.


I asked him once ”yaar yogesh…why don’t you tell us what your KAAM is?”
Yogesh” I am too superstitious..i suppose something bad will happen if I tell people what this kaam is”

As if any of the bakwaas gang member will believe that…
Seriously…

Its not that we still haven’t guessed what his KAAM can be…
Here are some conclusion that bakwaas gang members thought could be yogesh’s KAAM

CONCLUSION 1:
Yogesh may be a high profile PIMP..who operates call- girls at around evening time. That job supposedly pays him a lot .

CONCLUSION 2:
Yogesh may be a software developer of a big software firm and trades in dollars

CONCLUSION 3:
May be all this is bullshit and Yogesh probably studies like a nerd from 6.30 to 8.30 ..and likes to keep it under wraps..

CONCLUSION 4:
Yogesh is trying to make himself famous by spreading crap like ”kaam” around..so that we might may pay him to make him vomit out the secret..

CONCLUSION 5:
He spends time around with p*i*a.

CONCLUSION 6:
The Kaam would be too tempting and full of rich benefits.he doesn’t want to share it cause he is insecure we might steal it and become better earners then him.

But I know…all of these assumptions are 100% wrong…cause we have kinda kept a voluntary watch on him…
He doesn’t know many girls to be a pimp…
He sucks as software developer even in college project…
He doesn’t get great percentages..though he scores better than most of us..
He is already famous enough
He spends a hell lot of time with his girl in the college hours….
He knows how hard we try we can never be as good as earners as him….


So I guess we’ll never ever..atleast in this life time will get to know what his KAAM is….the secret of his KAAM will go to the grave with him….
CHANDE’S soul will rest in peace
But the rest of the bakwaas gang,’s spirits…will still be wondering..

“SAALA ISKAA KAAM KYA HAI”


p.s: 1)congrats anna for his fabulous 1450..way to go dude..
2)GANPATI BAPPA MORYA!!!!