BAKWAAS COUNCIL OF MINISTERS

Such is the talent, greatness and potential in the Bakwaas gang that we think we can form our own cabinet and run this country. Actually the world too. But let us start with India first. So here is the Bakwaas council of ministers: our one stop solution to all of India’s problems.

Finance Minister: Kushal Doshi
Currently he is the only guy earning in the gang. So who better than him to manage the country’s finances. And besides considering how stingy he is when it comes to spending money, India will certainly not be in deficit anymore.

Agricultural Minister : Nishit Gogri
Having lived his entire life in Thana gaon, this dude certainly understands the plight of the poor Indian farmer.

Defence Minister: Anurag Agrawal
Considering how scared everyone in college was of ‘Sutta’ India can rest assured that no country will have the courage to attack us with him at the helm.

Home Minister: Kunj Chitalia
This was the easiest portfolio to allocate as Kunj spent most of his four engineering years at ‘home’

External Affairs: Prynk Dshmkh
Legend has it that Priyank has had affairs with so many girls that he has covered all 26 letters of the English alphabet three times over. Rumours are on that he has now switched to Chinese which has 8000 letters in the alphabet. But knowing Priyank’s capacity even that won’t be a challenge for him.

Minister of Iron and Steel: Amit Baxi
Having already established his empire in the iron industry and the future looking bright for a steel ‘merger’, there is no one better for this post than Baxi.

Rural Development and Panchayati Raj: Sumit Gupta
Sumit lives in Shahad, which is currently in news for being the place to host the reality TV show ‘Iss Jungle se mujhe Bachao’. The only member of the gang to be part of the zilla parishad and gram panchayat, this role fits Sumit to the T.

Minister of Science and Technology: Bhavin Doshi
No squabbles for this post as Bhavin is the only member of the gang who doesn’t puke at the word ‘technology’.

Sports Minister: Mohit Dhamdhere
When it comes to sports, Mohit is Numero Uno. Whether it is football, cricket or tongue wrestling, Mohit is our man. He rightfully deserves this ministry.

Minister for Tribal Affairs: Ameya Bhagat
No, I didn’t make this one up. It actually exists. And Bhagu is our unanimous choice for obvious reasons ;)

Foreign Minister: Kunj Chitalia (again)
The only member of Bakwaas to have a healthy relationship with all the other gangs both from and outside our class. It is this very ‘rolling stone’ nature of his that won him this portfolio.

Women Empowerment: Priya Bhabhi
Since she is the only female member of our gang, she finds a prominent place in the Bakwaas cabinet.

Information and Broadcasting: Amit Baxi (again)
Amit has been the ‘hub’ of the bakwaas gang. Any information given to Amit is broadcasted to all members within half an hour. It is precisely because of this that he hasn’t done justice to his potential in the exams. There is little time left to study when one spends 18 hours on the phone.

Internal Affairs: Chirag Dhulla
An affair with his brother’s bhabhi sealed this place for him. Affairs can’t get more ‘internal’ than this.

Tourism Minister: Shawn Francis
The best part of being a tourism minister is that you get to roam the world for free, all expenses borne by the tax payer. That is exactly what Shawn does 3 months a year.

Education Minister : Siddhesh Jadhav
No one in the Bakwaas Gang acts as nerdy as Chotte. If just “acting “ as if yu follow all the educational ethics like “no copying”,”attending all lectures” and “signing no proxies” in your day to day life was the qualification required for this job then no was was more suited than Chotte.

Family Welfare: Yogesh Chande
For very obvious reasons ;)

Minsiter for Renewable Energy: Rishi Gaggar
Yeh minister ka kuch kaam nahi hota hai. He has to just attend parliament and roam around in a chauffeur driven car. Best suited for Susti Rishi.


And now for the most important one, the

Prime minister: Anil Iyer!
Our prime minster is younger, more stylish (wears low waist jeans), has good relations with the Islamic world (shadan) and most importantly is close to the most powerful woman in the country, the bakwaas country that is. If you are wondering who she is, it is she who should not be named. *zipped lips*



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